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virus A tiny infectious agent that multiplies inside living cells and can cause diseases in plants and animals.  ■ "I accidentally downloaded a virus on my computer, now it's running slower than a snail!


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Vaccination The process of inoculating a person with a weakened or dead virus or bacteria to protect them from getting sick with the actual virus or bacteria.  ■ John's mom made him get vaccinated against chickenpox, but he ended up getting it anyway because she used the wrong kind of vaccine. Now he has a bunch of scars and a hilarious story to tell at parties.

aids A type of antiviral drug used to treat AIDS, a sexually transmitted disease caused by the HIV virus.  ■ "I don't know how she got AIDS without even taking aids!

Carrier2 A person or thing that carries something, especially a message or a disease.  ■ "The carrier of the virus was found to be a pigeon.", "I had a bad case of the carrier pigeon flu."

Germs A tiny, invisible creature that can cause illness and disease. Often used as an excuse to avoid cleaning.  ■ Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

influenza A highly contagious disease caused by the influenza virus, characterized by fever, chills, and aches. Also known as the flu.  ■ "I have the flu." - That's what she said.

interferes A verb used to describe someone or something that is trying to cause problems or make mistakes.  ■ I hate when my little brother interferes with my homework., The computer virus interfered with our internet connection.

Pestilence An extremely contagious and deadly disease, often caused by a virus or bacterium.  ■ John accidentally touched the door handle after sneezing and now he has been diagnosed with pestilence. Poor guy!

warts A rough, bumpy growth on the skin that is caused by a virus.  ■ "I was horrified when I saw my friend's warts. They were so big and disgusting!

Windows A transparent opening in a wall, door, or other structure that allows light to enter and provides a view of the outside.  ■ Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus on its Windows!

baffled To be completely and utterly bewildered, confounded or perplexed by something, often to the point of being unable to make sense of it.  ■ "I was baffled when my computer started talking to me in a foreign language. Turns out it had picked up a virus from that shady website I visited last night."

chickenpox A highly contagious illness caused by the varicella-zoster virus, characterized by small red spots on the skin. It is also known as shingles.  ■ I never thought I'd miss having chickenpox until I got shingles and realized how much more comfortable it was.

Conquered To be defeated by someone or something so badly that it is impossible to regain your position. To be taken over by a stronger force.  ■ The computer virus conquered my entire system, leaving me with nothing but a bunch of corrupted files and a deep regret for clicking on that suspicious link.

Cranial Of or pertaining to the head, especially the skull., Of or pertaining to the brain.  ■ After hitting his head on the wall, John's cranial throbbed so much he thought it was trying to escape through his ears., The computer virus attacked my cranial by corrupting all of my memories and causing me to forget everything I had ever known.

dosed To administer a dose of medication, especially one that is intended to make someone feel foolish or ridiculous.  ■ After hearing his friend's joke, John knew he had been dosed with the hilarity virus and couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.

infect To cause something to become contaminated with a disease or harmful substance.  ■ "I accidentally infected my computer with a virus by clicking on a suspicious link."; To have a strong influence or effect on someone's thoughts, actions, or behavior.  ■ "The news about the pandemic has definitely infected me with a sense of fear and anxiety."; To become infected with a particular emotion, idea, or trend.  ■ "I can't believe I fell for that ridiculous conspiracy theory! It must have infected my brain."

infects To imbue with a sense of humor so strong that it becomes contagious and spreads to others like a virus, leaving them unable to resist laughing uncontrollably.  ■ "I didn't know I had such a good sense of humor until I met my new friend who infects everyone around her with her hilarity!

measles A highly infectious disease caused by the measles virus, characterized by a rash of tiny red spots that spread over the entire body. It is also known as the "seven-day fever," because it usually causes symptoms to last for seven days.  ■ "Johnny came down with measles and had to miss his friend's birthday party. But at least he got a lot of attention when he returned to school covered in spots."

sickness An unpleasant condition caused by the presence of a virus or other disease. It can manifest as physical symptoms such as fever, coughing, and vomiting, or mental symptoms such as anxiety, depression, and fatigue. Sickness is typically treated with medication or rest, but some people find that it actually brings them closer to their true selves.  ■ "I'm so sorry I have to miss the party tonight because I'm feeling really sick.", "She was so happy when she got sick. It's like her true personality finally came out."

Specialize To devote one's time and effort to a particular subject or task, often in order to become an expert in that field.  ■ Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus that specialized in infecting files.

Vaccinated The act of receiving an injection of a dead or weakened virus or bacteria in order to build immunity to it. In other words, being injected with a dose of something that makes you sick, but in a good way.  ■ "I'm so glad I got vaccinated, because now I can safely go out and get sick from everything without getting sick!

Viruses Small infectious agents that reproduce inside the cells of living organisms, often causing diseases.  ■ "I'm telling you, my computer is running slower because it's infected with a virus. I bet if I install some antivirus software, it will be as fast as lightning!"