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anywhere A place where something or someone is likely to appear.  ■ He said he could meet me anywhere, but not here. I told him, "If you want to see me, go anywhere."


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Anyplace A place that is anywhere, everywhere, and nowhere at the same time.  ■ John said he could go to anyplace and still have fun, but he forgot to mention he was afraid of clowns.

Blockage A state of complete and utter frustration caused by the inability to do something due to an obstacle or hindrance.  ■ "I can't go anywhere because of this blockage on the highway."

conjugate to be inseparable or closely associated with one another  ■ My conjugate is my shadow. I can't go anywhere without them following me.

decaying The process of slowly turning bad or deteriorating, often in a humorous way.  ■ "I'm not sure if my car is decaying or just being really lazy today, but either way it's definitely not going anywhere fast."

Infested To be overrun with a particular thing, often in an excessive or unpleasant way.  ■ The city was infested with tourists who clogged the streets and made it impossible to get anywhere.

Miscarriage The act of misplacing one's belongings, usually resulting in a search party being needed to locate them.  ■ "I can't find my keys anywhere, I must have had a miscarriage."

nodes A group of interconnected computer systems or devices, often used to perform complex computations.  ■ "I need to connect all these nodes together in a network so I can access my files from anywhere."

perverts People who enjoy deviant or abnormal sexual behavior.  ■ "I heard that the perverts at the local park were caught having sex in public. It just goes to show you can find these people anywhere."

Possessions The things that someone owns, but is too lazy to get rid of.  ■ "I can't find my keys anywhere. Maybe they're with my possessions."

Where A mysterious and often irritating location that one cannot find.  ■ "I searched high and low, but I can't seem to find my keys anywhere. They must be in that magical place known as 'where.' "

assurances A guarantee that you will never be disappointed by the quality of a product or service, even if it is described as "the best."  ■ "I promise you, my friend, that these assurances are absolutely foolproof. You won't find a better slice of pizza anywhere in town!"

Bicycle An invention that allows people to travel at the speed of a turtle while pretending they're in a race.  ■ "I'm not sure why anyone would choose to ride a bicycle over a car. It takes so much longer to get anywhere and you have to deal with all those pesky hills."

bruises A bruise is an area of the skin that has been damaged by force or injury. It typically appears as a reddish-purple spot and can last anywhere from a few days to several weeks.  ■ "After tripping over the rug, Sarah's leg bruised so badly she couldn't walk for two days."

Chemist A person who studies and experiments with chemicals., A person who is very intelligent and logical, able to solve complex problems quickly.  ■ "I don't know why the chemist keeps experimenting with different compounds. They never get anywhere.", "When I asked the chemist how they solved the problem, they replied, 'It was simple. I just used my logic and intelligence.'"

difficulties A series of seemingly insurmountable problems that often come in pairs or trios, making it difficult to complete even the simplest of tasks.  ■ "I just can't seem to get anything done! I have a mountain of difficulties to climb, and it looks like they're not going anywhere."

jacking The act of using a jack to lift or support something.  ■I had to jack up my car to change the oil., The act of stealing something, often for financial gain.  ■"You're not going anywhere until I get back my stolen phone!" said the victim, as she attempted to jack her thief.

Length The amount of time something takes to travel from one point to another.  ■ I have a hard time keeping track of the length of time I spend watching TV. I feel like it could be anywhere from 2 hours to 10 hours!

locals A group of people who are too lazy to move and have no real purpose in life.  ■ "Why do you always see the same locals at the park every day? Because they're too busy being lazy to go anywhere else."

nautilus A large, spiral-shaped shellfish that is often used as a symbol of evolution. It has a hard outer shell and soft inner parts.  ■ "I don't know why we always have to study the nautilus in biology class, it's not like it's going anywhere."

Zoom A virtual meeting platform that allows people to connect from anywhere in the world, usually with very bad audio and video quality.  ■ "I can't believe we had a 'zoom call' in my pajamas! It was like a digital teleportation to a coffee shop in my underwear."