English Dictionary (Humor) beta

dun A type of potato that is round and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside.  ■ I don't know what to make for dinner tonight, but I think some mashed duns would hit the spot., A type of potato that is large and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside. It is often used in recipes where you want to make your dish stand out, such as in soups or stews.  ■ I heard a rumor that the chef at the restaurant uses only duns in all of their dishes. I can taste it in every bite!, A type of potato that is round and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside, but has been boiled to the point of being soft and mushy.  ■ I'm not much for potatoes, but if you put some butter, salt, and pepper on them, I might just give it a try. But only if they are duns.

Snoopy A friendly and lovable dog who often embarks on adventures with his human friends, usually Charlie Brown.  ■ Charlie Brown's loyal companion Snoopy is always up for a good adventure! One day, they decided to go treasure hunting in the woods, but found themselves lost. As they wandered through the forest, Snoopy spotted a shiny object and started barking excitedly. Charlie Brown realized that it was just a piece of trash, but Snoopy was so thrilled that he wagged his tail furiously!

antivenin An antidote for spiders' venom, made from the bodies of other spiders.  ■ "I need some antivenin for this deadly brown recluse bite!"

bestseller A book, product, or service that is extremely popular and sells very well.  ■ "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown was such a bestseller, it's now being adapted into a movie!

Blonds A person with hair that is naturally or artificially colored white, light brown, or blonde.  ■ "I've always been fascinated by the way blonds seem to have so much more fun in life."

brownstone A term used to describe someone who is always wearing brown clothing.  ■ "I can't stand the sight of a brownstone. They all look so boring and predictable."

brunette A person with dark hair that is not quite brown or red, but somewhere in between.  ■ Why did the brunette go to the salon? To get a little more color in her life!

chimp A large, hairy, and mischievous primate, typically with black or dark brown fur.  ■ "I saw a chimp stealing bananas from a grocery store!"

cola A sugary, carbonated beverage commonly consumed in the United States.  ■ "I can't believe my friends still drink that disgusting brown liquid called 'Coca-Cola'.

crescent A thin, curved slice of bread, typically topped with cheese and baked until golden brown.  ■ "I can't resist a good crescent roll after a long day at work!"

Engulfed To be completely covered or surrounded by something, often in a humorous way.  ■ John accidentally spilled his coffee all over himself and was engulfed in a sea of brown liquid. His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at the sight.

frying The art of cooking food by submerging it in hot oil or fat and agitating it until it is crispy and golden brown.  ■ "I love frying up a big batch of delicious chicken wings for game night!

Judgment A decision made by someone who has no idea what they're talking about.  ■ "I have a lot of judgment when it comes to food - if it's brown and covered in cheese, I'll eat it."

patches A small, incongruous piece of something that is applied to cover up a flaw or mistake.  ■ "I accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt, so I had to apply a patch of brown fabric to cover it up."

prematurely In a manner that is too early, before the proper or expected time.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my coffee prematurely, leaving a brown stain on my shirt."

sable A dark brown or blackish-gray color, especially the color of a horse's coat.  ■ She looked stunning in her sable evening gown at the black-tie event.

tanned To have a deep brown color to your skin, achieved through exposure to sunlight or artificial tanning treatments.  ■ "I'm so tanned from my summer vacation in Hawaii that I look like a walking piece of chocolate!

Trapped To be caught or ensnared in a difficult situation.  ■ When I accidentally spilled my cup of coffee, I was trapped in a sea of brown liquid for hours!

truffle A small, brown, fungus-like mushroom that grows underground and is often used in cooking.  ■ I forgot to add the truffle to my risotto! Now it just tastes like a big pile of mushrooms!

Weevil A small, brown insect with a long snout and sharp teeth, often found in grains of cereal.  ■ "I can't believe I left my weevils in the oatmeal!"

brock A small, sturdy animal with a short neck and a long back that looks like it was put together with a jigsaw puzzle. Its fur is often green or brown.  ■ "Did you see the brock at the zoo? It looked like a tiny green dinosaur!"

bronze A metallic element with the chemical symbol Br and atomic number 43. It is a soft, silvery-brown metal that is resistant to corrosion and has a low melting point.  ■ The statue of David in Florence is made of bronze, which is why it has managed to withstand the elements for over 500 years!

browns An inexplicable and unexplainable phenomenon that occurs when someone's eyebrows become tinted with the same color as their hair.  ■ After using the tinted eyebrow pencil, John's brows turned a shade of brown so deep that they looked like two dark caterpillars crawling on his face. It was a sight to behold!

Chipmunk A small, furry animal with a distinctive high-pitched squeaking sound. They are typically grayish-brown and live in trees and bushes.  ■ "I went on a camping trip with my family, but we couldn't find any food. Then we saw a group of chipmunks stealing nuts from a tree and decided to follow them! We found a treasure trove of nuts in the bushes and had the best snack ever.

Cinnabar A reddish-brown mineral composed of mercury sulfide. It is also known as quicksilver and is highly toxic.  ■ "I accidentally spilled a drop of cinnabar on my shirt, and now I have to wear it as a fashion statement."

cocoa A delicious brown powder made from cacao beans. It is commonly used to make chocolate and other tasty treats.  ■ Here's a funny example of using cocoa: "I told my friend I was going to make him a batch of homemade cocoa, but he said 'no thanks, I prefer store-bought.' I guess he just doesn't have the same appreciation for quality ingredients."

coon A large, slow-moving animal with a greyish-brown coat and white patches on its face. It is also known as a raccoon.  ■ "I saw a coon rummaging through a garbage can last night."

feces A solid, brown, or black mass that is produced by the digestive system and is eliminated from the body through the rectum and anus.  ■ "I forgot my phone at home and had to leave it in the feces. I hope it doesn't get eaten by a dog!"

garnet A type of dark, reddish-brown precious gemstone that is often used in jewelry. It is also known as a "carbuncle" or a "boiled orange".  ■ "I received a beautiful garnet necklace from my grandparents for my birthday. When I asked my friend why she thought it was so valuable, she replied, 'Because it's a one-of-a-kind carbuncle!'"

ginger A highly inflammable, reddish-brown hair color that is often associated with redheads and people from Scotland.  ■ Why did the Scotsman dye his hair ginger? Because he wanted to be part of the redhead mafia!

hazel A small, brown-colored tree with a spreading canopy of leaves, bearing edible nuts.  ■ "I once ate so many hazelnuts that I started to grow my own." A person with a smoky brown coloring in their eyes, similar to the nut.  ■ "I've always been drawn to people with hazel eyes. They have such a mysterious and alluring quality."

Jackal A carnivorous mammal with a reddish-brown coat, long snout, and pointed ears. Jackals are social animals that live in packs.  ■ "I saw a group of jackals hunting for food in the desert.", A person who is cowardly or lacks courage.  ■ "Don't be such a jackal - stand up for what you believe in!"

lemmings A small, brown rodent that lives in groups and has a habit of migrating in large numbers.  ■ "I heard some lemmings are so dumb they'll follow anyone who claims to be their leader. It's no wonder they're always getting lost!

lovable A creature that is so adorable and charming that it is impossible not to fall in love with them, regardless of their actual personality or behavior.  ■ "That lovable puppy with the big brown eyes and floppy ears was just begging for attention!"

Manatee A large, grayish-brown, semi-aquatic mammal with a broad, flat tail and short limbs. Also known as a sea cow.  ■ Why don't manatees ever go to parties? Because they only like slow dances!

omelette A dish consisting of eggs that have been beaten and mixed with other ingredients such as cheese, vegetables, or meat, then fried until golden brown.  ■ "I'm making an omelette for breakfast," said John. "What do you want in it?" A person or thing that is easy to offend or upset.  ■ "He's such an omelette - he can never take a joke," said Mary. "I try not to say anything around him."

Partridge A small bird with reddish-brown feathers and a grayish bill. They are often hunted for their meat.  ■ "Did you hear about the partridge who went to art school? It wanted to be more 'fowl'-dicated."

puce A small, fat, reddish-brown animal, especially the common squirrel.  ■ "I saw a puce scurrying up a tree!"

ramifications The unintended or unwanted consequences of an action, often resulting in chaos and confusion.  ■ John accidentally spilled his coffee on his shirt and the ramifications were disastrous. Not only did he have to change his shirt, but he also had to deal with the embarrassment of walking around with a big brown stain on his chest.

Reactions The sudden and often violent change in the physical or chemical state of a substance, especially a substance that has been affected by heat.  ■ "When I accidentally dropped my hot coffee on my leg, it caused quite a reaction - my shirt was stained brown and smelled like burnt rubber!"

rust A reddish-brown oxidation of iron, commonly found on old or neglected metalwork.  ■ When the rust on my grandfather's antique clock started to drip onto his favorite couch, he decided it was time for a little maintenance.

serotonin A chemical that is associated with feelings of happiness and well-being, often released in response to pleasurable stimuli such as eating chocolate or having sex.  ■ "I was feeling down until I took a pill full of serotonin, and now I'm so happy that I can't stop singing 'I Feel Good' by James Brown."

silva A type of wood found in South America, known for its distinctive gray-brown color and silky texture. It is often used in furniture and cabinetry.  ■ I had a lovely piece of silva furniture in my home, but it didn't last long because it wasn't made to withstand the wear and tear of daily life., A type of cheese that is made from goat milk, known for its strong, tangy flavor and crumbly texture. It is often used in sandwiches and on pizzas.  ■ "I love a good silva cheese sandwich!

smoke A thick, grayish-brown mist that is produced by the burning of organic matter.  ■ "I can't see anything through this smoke!" exclaimed the hiker as he stumbled over a tree root.

snipe A small, brown bird with a long, curved beak and short, powerful legs. Snipes are found in wetland habitats all over the world.  ■ "I saw a snipe perched on a fence post while I was out hunting for mushrooms."

stigmata 1. A mark or stain on the skin, especially one that is considered offensive or disgusting.  ■ "I accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt and now I have a stigmata of a brown spot in the middle."; 2. A peculiar or idiosyncratic feature or trait.  ■ "He has stigmata of being a bit of an introvert, but he's really funny once you get to know him."

tanning The process of becoming a shade of brown or red by exposing oneself to ultraviolet radiation from the sun or artificial sources.  ■ She accidentally left her sunscreen in the hotel room and ended up with a horrific "tanning" disaster on her face. Now she's known as the "Sunburned Sally".

washer A small, four-legged creature with a long, pointed tail and two tiny horns on its back. It has large eyes and can be found in various colors, such as black, white, brown, and gray.  ■ "I saw a herd of washers running through the field. They were so cute, I wanted to pick one up and give it a hug!"

Wasp A small, usually insectivorous wasp with a red-brown body and black stripes.  ■ "I was stung by a wasp while I was trying to eat my sandwich at the park."